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Death Star Cannabis Strain Review And Pictures
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Death Star Cannabis Strain Review And Pictures
“Date Acquired: July 22, 2011
Grade: B+/A-
Type: Indica
Looks: “Thick,” fat deep green nugs fluffy nugs with ample orange/red hair. A real nice two finger sticky bounce.
Smell: A mix of Khuynh-Deip Eucalyptus oil and nutmeg
Taste: Very smooth with similarities to sour lemon and fuel on the top of the palate. Hints of pink lemonade on the after taste that changes up to sour lip puckering lemon causing dry mouth.
Buzz Type: Heady with full body tingle and a bit of pressure sensation (behind the eyes). Euphoric.
Buzz Length: Average to Above Average (1 to 1.5 hours)
Summary:
* Talk about an “interesting” strain…
Death Star OG does not always hit right away. The moment you think, “Ah man… this bud is not…” then BAM! Out of nowhere I was encased in full body tingle quickly followed by dry mouth. This strain hit me more like a really solid hybrid with that kush quality of “eye pressure” relief combined with a tingly, euphoric full body experience that actually provided me with energy. Around half a hour into a bowl, I felt very “jumpy” – Full tingle experiences is most intense around this time.
But… not enough “legs,” but at peak intensity “buzz” is very good. About half hour at most. The intensity of buzz varied slightly with the one larger nug not hitting as hard as the others.
Pinching the fresh nug left a stickiness on my fingers and when needing to clear my allergy ridden nostrils, all I needed to do is take a deep sniff of the jar that this strain was stored in. Death Star OG did give me a serious case of “Yuck Mouth,” so make sure to have gum and/or liquid or hand. If at home and leaving, I just felt the need to brush my teeth if medicating with this strain.
Worth a try if a “Marijuana Connoisseur” to experience what I felt overall was an “interesting” and a bit of a “trippy” buzz.” – ie420patient
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Jillybean Marijuana Strain Review And Pictures
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“Jill was lucky enough to be gifted this amazing Orange Skunk and they day we smoked the finished bud we knew we had to outcross it with our Space Queen male. You don’t really have to be a master breeder to figure out Orange and Pineapple Mango will be a good combination. The resulting outcross is remarkably stable and is close to a 50/50 representation of the parents. Topped only once in grows into a nice short bush with lots of side branching and multi heads. Flavors range from Orange, Tang, Candy, Mango, and Apple.”
Like the name implies, this is a sweet, fruit flavored bud that tastes like a mix of jellybeans and pineapple. Jillybean has a dark forest green color with some red hairs and lots of sticky resin. The high from this strain is mellow, giddy, and friendly. It’s good for daytime use and can be used to treat depression and chronic pain.
“JillyBean is one of my all time favorite strains. It is always covered in red and orange hairs, making it look more orange than green haha. The smell is Similar to that of candy very sweet and fruity one of the more unique and distinct aromas I have ever happened upon. Jillybean nugs upon being cracked will “snow” kief and crystals all over your table, i had a jar with just 3.5g of jilly in it and there was enough kief in the jar for a whole bowl!” – Dabbindabshirt
Check out the Jillybean marijuana strain on THCFinder.Com, and see what people had to say about it, and how it affects various ailments.
Girl Scout Cookies Cannabis Strain Review And Pictures
Girl Scout Cookies Cannabis Strain Review And Pictures
If you live in the Bay Area, you’ve likely heard of Girl Scout Cookies. Whether it’s from one of the songs by the famous San Francisco rapper, Berner or actually trying it yourself, Girl Scout Cookies is a can’t-miss strain that will medicate you beyond your wildest dreams. A potent mix of an OG Kush x Durban Poison x Cherry Kush mother backcrossed with a prime-looking OG Kush father created possibly one of the best Northern California strains of all time. For those of you who are into the Bay Area rap scene, you’ve likely already smoked some of this off-the-charts weed after hearing some of the songs by San Francisco rapper and collective owner, Berner.
“Date Acquired: December 18, 2011
Grade: A++
Type: Hybrid
Looks: Frost covered tight and very light weight marijuana nuggets with areas of deep “dark”spotting encased in orange/rust colored hair.
Smell: A slight hint of pepper with a sweet evergreen funk hitting over the top clearing out the nostrils. Smell can be describe as “minty,” but I had to really “detect” it.
Taste: A light, but sweet evergreen/spearmint fruit enhanced flavor with a bit of sweet tea leaf after taste.
Buzz Type: A combination of heady and heaviness providing some solid focus and spatial awareness along with good pain management and relaxation.
Buzz Length: Long to Very Long (2 to 2+ hours)
Summary:
* Girl Scout Cookies, “Original Thin Mints” somewhat threw me for a loop when I first started medicating with it. On my very first bowl, my first thought was; “YES! A Sativa that’s straight up FIRE!” Fact is, Girl Scout Cookies, “Original Thin Mints” (GSC-OTM) is a hybrid strain that was mostly heavy, but also quite heady; headier than most hybrids I’ve medicated with going as far back as I can remember. That initial shot of Sativa like headiness stuck with me on the first bowl for a good while until the more dominant heavy and relaxing Indica qualities take over.
While feeling “up,” GSC-OTM provided me some intense focus and clarity. I was able to get of work done in a short amount of time. I was able to work quite fast. When the heaviness builds up, it feels like someone is taking three of their fingers and pressing against the inside corners of my eyes and bridge of nose. The relief I felt around my eyes was awesome. Very similar to most Kush varieties I’ve medicated with, but with a little added euphoric feeling.
GSC-OTM has a nice initial scent, but the lingering scent can get funky from broken up marijuana nuggets. I found I had to light candles and use spray; not from smoking inside my house, but from after snipping a marijuana nugget. The lingering scent is STRONGER. My wife commented on that several times and although I do not smoke flowers inside my home, I might as well given this flowers lingering smell; which I actually like, but is very noticeable to the “non-user.”
The majority of the time, GSC-OTM did not couch lock me, but the overall buzz effect could be a bit to heavy for some for day use and this buzz is long; with a typical full bowl consistently hitting the 2+ hour mark with me. Knowing that my overall tolerance could be higher due to more concentrate use, having this long buzz term meant a longer duration of use before depleting supply (a good thing). With GSC-OTM, a little goes a long way.
The heaviness of GSC-OTM provided me with great pain relief. I’ve even made note where my head was pounding me one day from limited sleep and after a bowl of GSC-OTM, I was feeling fine. I really like how this strain was mellowing and relaxing while attacking pain while still providing mental awareness. I enjoyed many “happy hours” while medicated with this strain.
When medicating heavy (multiple bowls in a short time span), the come down is noticeable “harder.” This is when I get hit with watery eyes and the case of the yawns. A heavier “come down” made me a bit lethargic.
Crafted in Northern California, I was very happy to get this strain knowing I received the original directly from SAN FRANCISO. An interesting name for a marijuana strain, sometimes I sit back and wonder how it was named. Is it because the dark spotting makes some marijuana nuggets look like green chocolate chip cookies under the camera? Is it because it crumbles like cookie crumbs when breaking up the marijuana nuggets? When breaking off into little “crumbs,” GSC-OTM also burns like a Kingsford charcoal; to a flaky white.
Girl Scout Cookies, “Original Thin Mints,” has been hyped up quite a bit through the Internet and Pop Culture. But this is one strain that DOES live up the hype. Straight FIRE and my first IE420 “Certified Fire” strain of 2012! There are several variations this “Cookie” strain and do hope I am fortunate enough to come across ALL of them!” – ie420patient
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Raw Rolling Papers - Product Review
I love joints. To me there is no other method of smoking that makes me feel as connected to the whole smoking experience. With joints its about the process of rolling it as much as it is with smoking it. The feel of the paper sliding between my fingers, the deliberate calculated manipulation of the buds, grinding the weed to the perfect size - its a ritual that brings the smoker and their goods together. This being said I am not a one trick pony, I recognize and enjoy other forms of smoking as well. How ever to me Its all about the joints. This brings me to today's review of Raw Brand 100% organic Vegan Unbleached Hemp rolling papers.
The first thing You should know is that the name says its all. These papers are 100% organic Unbleached Hemp rolling papers. They also claim to be vegan, which I assume means no animal based glutens in the glue. I kind of always assumed when i smoked a joint I wasn't smoking any animals but I suppose I could be wrong. When you first pull a paper out of the pack the first thing you notice about them is they are thin, really, really thin. So thin they are almost transparent.
As you can clearly see you are able to read the print of the Pack quite easily. You are also able to see the contents of your joint, which delights me very much. Being thin isn't just all fun and games thought it has another great benefit. Thin papers have very littler or in the case of these Raw papers almost no taste at all. Its as if you are holding a bud and smoking it. An absolute delight. There's nothing i hate more than a paper that adds to much of its self to my smoking experience. This is aided further by the fact that these papers are 100% organic and unbleached. This means no chemicals or additives are being burned along with your green.
Given the thin nature of these papers you would expect a quick burn. You would be mistaken. These papers are incredibly slow and even burning. Up until receiving these in the mail I had settled on Zig-Zag slow burning as my papers of choice after years and years and just as many brands. I had chosen them for their slow even burn while still being a thin paper. How ever no more for me. No thank you. I have been using the Raw papers for several weeks now and I tried the Zig Zag again last night. There is no comparison. the smoke is thick and heavy compared to the raw. In other words I noticed the paper.
I'm not going to lie how ever the Raw papers as awesome as they are aren't all puppies and rainbows. There is a down side. The gum is the weak point of any rolling paper and its the most detrimental of all if your have a failure. As mentioned above the Raw papers have a natural organic gum which is great and works well, once you realize how to work with it. Its a very thin application which can easily be removed by an over eager roller. One most apply very little moister to these to get them to work. Too much and you remove it or render it too wet to work well. This of course leads to catastrophic joint failure. You know, weed on your lap. That's never good. There's another down side which of course is also one of its many pro's as well. the thickness or thinness if you well. They are - not to beat a dead horse- really thin. Which means if you are not diligent during break up and remove any bits of stem, your going to puncture. If you do not have the right delicate touch, you will rip them.
How ever even after weighing the pro's and cons these are with out a doubt the best papers I have ever had the pleasure of smoking. I have used both the 1 1/4 and the giant king size. Both have the same pro's and suffer the same con's. The king size burn as long or longer than a blunt but suffer the gum issue even more. These papers are game changers in joint world where papers are as important as the stuff you fill them. But I would caution the inexperienced roll that before using these get a good grasp of rolling first or you will burn through a lot of these papers before you get your roll right. If you fancy your self an experienced roller please do your self a favor and buy your self a pack, no a box of these cause they truly are the papers you have been waiting for your whole life.
The first thing You should know is that the name says its all. These papers are 100% organic Unbleached Hemp rolling papers. They also claim to be vegan, which I assume means no animal based glutens in the glue. I kind of always assumed when i smoked a joint I wasn't smoking any animals but I suppose I could be wrong. When you first pull a paper out of the pack the first thing you notice about them is they are thin, really, really thin. So thin they are almost transparent.
As you can clearly see you are able to read the print of the Pack quite easily. You are also able to see the contents of your joint, which delights me very much. Being thin isn't just all fun and games thought it has another great benefit. Thin papers have very littler or in the case of these Raw papers almost no taste at all. Its as if you are holding a bud and smoking it. An absolute delight. There's nothing i hate more than a paper that adds to much of its self to my smoking experience. This is aided further by the fact that these papers are 100% organic and unbleached. This means no chemicals or additives are being burned along with your green.
Given the thin nature of these papers you would expect a quick burn. You would be mistaken. These papers are incredibly slow and even burning. Up until receiving these in the mail I had settled on Zig-Zag slow burning as my papers of choice after years and years and just as many brands. I had chosen them for their slow even burn while still being a thin paper. How ever no more for me. No thank you. I have been using the Raw papers for several weeks now and I tried the Zig Zag again last night. There is no comparison. the smoke is thick and heavy compared to the raw. In other words I noticed the paper.
I'm not going to lie how ever the Raw papers as awesome as they are aren't all puppies and rainbows. There is a down side. The gum is the weak point of any rolling paper and its the most detrimental of all if your have a failure. As mentioned above the Raw papers have a natural organic gum which is great and works well, once you realize how to work with it. Its a very thin application which can easily be removed by an over eager roller. One most apply very little moister to these to get them to work. Too much and you remove it or render it too wet to work well. This of course leads to catastrophic joint failure. You know, weed on your lap. That's never good. There's another down side which of course is also one of its many pro's as well. the thickness or thinness if you well. They are - not to beat a dead horse- really thin. Which means if you are not diligent during break up and remove any bits of stem, your going to puncture. If you do not have the right delicate touch, you will rip them.
How ever even after weighing the pro's and cons these are with out a doubt the best papers I have ever had the pleasure of smoking. I have used both the 1 1/4 and the giant king size. Both have the same pro's and suffer the same con's. The king size burn as long or longer than a blunt but suffer the gum issue even more. These papers are game changers in joint world where papers are as important as the stuff you fill them. But I would caution the inexperienced roll that before using these get a good grasp of rolling first or you will burn through a lot of these papers before you get your roll right. If you fancy your self an experienced roller please do your self a favor and buy your self a pack, no a box of these cause they truly are the papers you have been waiting for your whole life.
one destiny for all humanity!!!!!!
yeah one love from portland jamaica
Alborosie and Dada Son yeah (woooh yeah)Gramps Morgan ay
(chorus)Gramps Morgan
we say one love from di east of Jamaica
we say one heart straight into Africa
we say one sound right through Europe(uhh yeah)
one destiny for all humanity
(verse 1) Albo
oh yea well then
??? di voice who has neva been heard
di childrens of di prophecy di first of the world
Zion is inside we live in Jah light
our destiny is to preach and keep di entire world unite well
we against who's terrorizing all di nations
against who cherish for all ammunition
against who warn di youths dem inna di slums
against who get resolve by pushing guns and droppin bombs
(chorus)Gramps Morgan
we say one love from di east of Jamaica
we say one heart straight into Africa
we say one sound right through Europe(uhh yeah)
one destiny for all humanity woh
(verse 2)Albo
woooyy
just listen how mi chanting its a righteous melody
Jah Jah destiny is to set our soul free
joy and prosperity to all the families
cah there's no priest deh hide from di rage of di almighty well
one sound mi pushing right around di globe
right through di darkest space
the universal nah forgot places so
it's a revolution we seh (revelation)
reggae our mission
Gramps morgan(alborosie)
we can all get along
we can all do it together
we gotta move our obstacles out of di way one day
(blaze up di fyah) oh yea
(chorus)Gramps Morgan
we say one love from di east of Jamaica
we say one heart straight into Africa
we say one sound right through Europe(uhh yeah)
one destiny for all humanity
(verse 3)Gramps Morgan(albo)
some a dem
promoting violence and ammunition
(a ramp dem a ramp)
which brings about segregation and division (division)
but in Jah love there is no limitation (no limitations)
but with one heart one sound we can all get along
(chorus)
we say one love from di east of Jamaica
we say one heart straight into Africa
we say one sound right through Europe(uhh yeah)
one destiny for all humanity
Growing Marijuana Guide - Germination
You've got your supplies; now you're set to start growing some cannabis!
For this stage you will only need two paper towels, some seeds and a warm dark place to keep the whole setup for a day or two. The process is really quite simple, and I would recommed setting up the germination while preparing the rest of your supplies. You want to use spring water or purified water. You can use tap water, but let it sit in open air for 36-48 hours. Using water straight from the tap is not great for the plants.
It is important to note that not all marijuana growers feel that this stage is necessary. These growers prefer to simply place the seeds approximately 1/2 to 1 inch below the surface and cover with loose soil. There is debate amongst growers as to which method is better, but more than likely the influence is fairly insignificant. Germinating your seeds ahead of time is a good way to know which seeds are and are not viable, however.
To germinate your seeds, simply take one paper towel and pour a quantity of water onto the paper towel. Soak the entire paper towel. The plants need a lot of water to germinate properly. Place several seeds onto the paper towel and cover with the remaining paper towel. Soak the second paper towel with water.
Some people like to place the germinating seeds inside a zip-lock bag or a tupperware container. Others simply place them in a closed drawer on a plate. Regardless of which you choose, place the paper towels in a warm dark place and check back in tweny four hours. You will probably begin to see small white sprouts penetrating the seed coat. Once the sprouts reach a lenth of about 10mm, it's time to plant.
When your seeds look like the picture below, you're ready to begin the seedling stage.
Marijuana
Marijuana
With marijuana on the ballot in four U.S. states this November, most prominently California's Proposition 19, which would fully legalize the substance, the legalization of marijuana has become a hot topic of discussion in North America. If pot were to become legal in California, it is unclear how that would affect the ongoing drug wars in neighboring Mexico - whether it would increase, decrease, or have little effect on the widespread violence. What is clear is that U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder has declared that the federal Justice Department will continue to prosecute those who use or distribute recreational marijuana, regardless of any change to state law. Collected here are photos from the past year of marijuana in the news, for both medicinal and recreational purposes, and some of the legal entanglements involved. (32 photos total)
Tim Blakeley, manager of Sunset Junction medical marijuana dispensary, shows marijuana plant buds on May 11, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. The dispensary was one 25 plaintiffs in a lawsuit against the city of Los Angeles that fought to stay open after city prosecutors notified 439 medical marijuana dispensaries that they had to shut down by June 7, 2010. (Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
Gardener Eli Rodriguez, a new Teamsters member, removes dead matter and cleans up marijuana plants at Marjyn Investments, a marijuana growing operation in Oakland, California on Monday, Sept. 20, 2010. The Teamsters added nearly 40 new members earlier this month by organizing the country's first group of unionized marijuana growers. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg) #
A marijuana user rolls a joint during a 420 Day celebration on "Hippie Hill" in Golden Gate Park April 20, 2010 in San Francisco, California. April 20th has become a de facto holiday for marijuana advocates, with large gatherings and "smoke outs" in many parts of the United States. (Justin Sullivan/Getty Images) #
Marijuana salesperson Marissa Dodd (left) bags up a sale for a customer at Dr. Reefer's marijuana dispensary April 20, 2010 at the University of Colorado in Boulder, Colorado. Colorado, one of 14 states to allow use of medical marijuana, has experienced an explosion in marijuana dispensaries, trade shows and related businesses in the last year as marijuana use becomes more mainstream here. (Chris Hondros/Getty Images) #
Billings Police and Fire Departments investigate the scene of a firebomb that was thrown through the front door of Montana Therapeutics, a medical marijuana store early on Monday, May 10, 2010 in Billings, Montana. The fire was quickly put out and Billings police were investigating. On September 28th, 2010, the Billings City Council voted to extend for a year its moratorium on any new medical marijuana businesses. The city has issued more than 80 existing business licenses for the stores. (AP Photo/Billings Gazette, Billings Gazette) #
A man is arrested by Aspen police in the lobby of the hotel holding the Cannabis Crown 2010 expo April 18, 2010 in Aspen, Colorado. The man was detained by hotel security after carrying a large jar of marijuana out of the marijuana trade show in the basement event space downstairs. Aspen police then found the man has no medical marijuana license and was also carrying a set of brass knuckles, which are illegal in Colorado. The marijuana he carried was confiscated and destroyed, according to police. (Chris Hondros/Getty Images) #
A soldier stands over an altar in a camp used by marijuana growers during a marijuana destruction operation in the Sierra de Juarez in Ensenada, Mexico on Thursday Sept. 30, 2010. According to Army Gen. Alfonso Duarte Mujica, soldiers destroyed 180 acres of marijuana in the northern region of Mexico's Baja California peninsula in 2010. (AP Photo/Guillermo Arias) #
Police are pictured with two of the 14 wild black bears that were guarding an illegal marijuana growing operation after a July 30, 2010 raid on the property in the Christina Lake area in southeastern British Columbia. Police told AFP the bears were fed dog food to keep them nearby to deter drug thieves. But feeding wildlife is illegal in Canada, and following the raid authorities said the bears might be killed because they could become dangerous when the feeding ended. That threat prompted thousands of people around the world to sign petitions, and join a Facebook group, to save the bears. Authorities in British Columbia ordered a reprieve on August 31, 2010 for some two dozen bears caught in a drug bust. (AFP/Getty Images) #
The slain body of a drug hitman is seen among branches after an operation by Mexican soldiers at a ranch near the municipality of Sabinas Hidalgo, some 100 km away from Monterrey, Mexico on April 27, 2010. The army freed sixteen people, including a woman and her son during an operation at a ranch used by hitmen as a safe house, according to local media. The army also seized machine guns, ammunition, four trucks and some 2 tons of marijuana. Two gunmen died during the operation. (REUTERS/Tomas Bravo) #
A baby boy without a name, either abandoned or rescued from domestic or drug violence, rests in a crib at the Ciudad Juarez branch of Mexico's DIF family development agency August 16, 2010. Neither Mexico's government nor the various independent groups studying organized crime keep track of the number of children dubbed "narco orphans," who have lost one or both parents to the drug war, yet with poor education already holding back Mexico's youth, social workers worry about the impact on society of tens of thousands of kids growing up emotionally traumatized. The sign on the crib reads "Male without name, (surname) Solis." (REUTERS/Claudia Daut) #
Len Goodman poses among his marijuana plants near Santa Fe, New Mexico on Thursday, July 15, 2010. He is one of just 11 growers approved by New Mexico to produce pot for all of the state's 2,000 registered medical marijuana patients, and his customers routinely exhaust his supply. (AP Photo/Susan Montoya Bryan) #
Drew Brown, a vice president at Abundant Healing store (left), hands over a check to one of his marijuana suppliers on April 19, 2010 in Fort Collins, Colorado. Abundant Healing is one of Colorado's many legal marijuana dispensaries, which sells marijuana to customers with a state-issued medical marijuana card. (Chris Hondros/Getty Images) #
Douglas Hiatt throws up his arms as he talks about a signature campaign for an initiative to legalize marijuana for adults falling short Thursday, July 1, 2010, in Seattle, Washington. Hiatt, one of the campaign's leaders, said that the effort to get Initiative 1068 on the ballot has fallen short by about 40,000-50,000 signatures of about 241,000 required. Initiative 1068 would have removed all state penalties for marijuana possession, cultivation, use and sale. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson) #
Medical marijuana plants are pictured as they dry in the Los Angeles area on June 1, 2010. Some 440 medical marijuana dispensaries across Los Angeles were under orders to close on June 7, 2010, nearly five months after city officials, worried that the shops were mushrooming out of control, voted to shut most of them down. (REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni) #
Dani Geen holds up 1.5 gram "care packages" of medical marijuana at the Harborside Health Center in Oakland, California on Aug. 3, 2010, where, until recently, the center had a program that gave out free weekly "care packages" to about 600 patients on unemployment or pensions. (AP Photo/Ben Margot) #
Nicholas Pouch uses a glass pipe to smoke medical marijuana Friday, May 21, 2010, in his glass-blowing shop in Matlock, Washington. Pouch's use of marijuana is legal under state laws, but it has been a factor in his ongoing child-custody battle with the mother of his two sons. (AP Photo/Ted S. Warren) #
Crystal Guess speaks during a news conference to launch the Women's Marijuana Movement in the State Capitol in downtown Denver, Colorado on May 6, 2010. Moms got tougher drunk-driving laws on the books and were directly responsible for passing and then repealing alcohol Prohibition. Now marijuana activists are trying to enlist the nation's mothers in legalization efforts with a sales pitch that pot is safer than booze. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski) #
Lindsey Bradshaw, who is missing his spleen and kidney and part of his stomach, colon and pancreas uses a number of methods to help with pain, including medical marijuana, in Portland, Oregon. Graham, who takes his food through the tube attached to the bag at left, says most of his days are spent inside his home in southeast Portland where he can quickly access his painkillers and keep tabs on his health. Photo taken on July 21, 2010. (AP Photo/The Oregonian, Jamie Francis) #
Marijuana plants lay in a pile before being burned by the army in the Sierra de Juarez in Ensenada, Mexico on Thursday Sept. 30, 2010. (AP Photo/Guillermo
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How to Survive Being High While at Work
For others of you, you can't smoke at all because of periodic drug testing. For those people I have only one suggestion. Quit. I'm not joking. Quit, unless you have a family to support, your mental wellbeing is more important than whatever measly duckets (wages/salary) your pulling down at your boring (I'm guessing) job.Ok, quitting is a bit drastic, but it's something to think about. I'd get more into this philosophy but this post is to help people who have a chance of enjoying a marijuana / work combination. So here goes.
1. Smoke Early: Smoke well before you leave for work. You don't want to be getting higher and higher while at work. This way If you think you smoked too much marijuana you can still call in sick, and try again the next day. I'd suggest smoking before you even get in the shower, then dropping some Clear Eyes afterwards. Showers are good for taking off some of the lethargic effect of marijuana. If you do it this way you'll ensure you don't smell like weed, and you'll be able to really enjoy the full flavors of a bowl of Lucky Charms after your all clean and tidy.
2. Get to Work on Time: I'm sure this seems simple but it's also important. If you get to work late your going to draw more attention to yourself, which may make you nervous and cause you to do something strange. Anyway, you might be wondering why you even need to be told this. The answer is because time looses meaning under the influence of marijuana, and unless you pay extra attention to it you could fuck up. Give yourself 1.5 times the amount of time you need to get to work. If it takes you an hour to get to work, give yourself an hour and thirty minuets or more. If it takes thirty minuets take 45 minuets. You'll need the extra time to compensate for your abnormally slow driving and because you'll probably get off on the wrong exit, either accidentally or to avoid what appeared to be a "cop" tailing you.
3. Making Conversation: This, to some people, is the hardest part of being high. Though it shouldn't be. There's just one thing you have to remember when dealing with other people, nobody can tell you are high, unless you let them know. The key to being a successful stoned conversant is confidence and focus. Don't try to hide, or look away from people around you. Engage them enthusiastically, but make sure to focus on remembering conversation protocol. Don't talk for too long, mumble, ask "what were we talking about, or dart your eyes. If you really don't think you can handle talking yet, then get to work even earlier, and if anyone tries to engage you keep your answers to a two word minimum. If you really want them to go away after every thing you say mention how tired you are, or how little sleep you got, and never take your eyes of whatever task your doing.
4. Munchies: Once you're at work and settled in your still going to have to deal with regular high stuff. All I have to say about snack selection is, you should choose something soft and plentiful. Like gummy bears, or grapes for the health nuts. If you have anything crunchy, you'll end up sounding like the cookie monster. So remember get a soft snack and beverage and plenty of them.
5. Lunch: I don't need to tell you how or where to eat lunch. Though I'd suggest this is a good time to smoke another bowl. Bring gum, Visine, and some sort of cologne, perfume, or body spray. The longer you're high the easier it gets to conceal it, so don't worry about being too high to hide it. Plus if you do over indulge you can always head home with a stomach ache.
6. Work: This guide isn't just for office workers. No, this is for every worker. From baristas to garbage collectors. Now I can't believe I'm just mentioning this, but not all jobs can be done while high. I'm not going to say which ones because I trust you to make that decision correctly. Or not, and learn from your mistakes. Working should be the easiest part of your whole day. When you are working though, focus. Make sure your doing your job better than usual. Stoners don't have to be slackers. So do a good job, and then reward yourself with an extra bowl on your break.
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